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funny jokes

2009-06-23 16:22:39 by sybonez

if you have a sense of humor dont read these

A: why do you put a baby in the blender feet first
A: so you can see its expression

Q: whats bubbly and scratches at the window
A: a baby in the microwave

Q: whats better than sex with a four year old boy
A: nothing

a man wants to have sex with a virgin before he he adopts a child and sends her to a monk monistary until she is eighteen to ensure that she will be a when the day comes that she turns eighteen he has her sent back to his house and he legally marries her...and on their honeymoon he starts to rub lube on his penis so he wont hurt her..."what are you doing?" asked the girl..."im rubbing this on my penis so i wont hurt you" he replied...the girl, looking very puzzled said"well why dont you just spit on it like the monks did?" LOL!!!!

Q: whats red black and white and cant get through a revolving door
A: a nun with a spear through her head

im so fucking sunburned

2009-06-21 23:52:42 by sybonez

oww fucking oww
spank me and call me a bitch you cum gargler

im so fucking sunburned

my password

2009-06-20 12:26:42 by sybonez

is fyburg124 try it

top ten list of great songs

2009-06-18 22:48:25 by sybonez

1 metallica-the unforgiven 1 2 and 3
2 icp-halls of illusion
3 megadeth-symphony of destruction
4 gorillaz-19-2000 i prefer the remix but the original iz cool to
5 metallica-fuel
6 pantera-cemetery gates
7 red hot chili peppers-under the bridge
8 tool-rosetta stoned
9 a perfect circle-weak and powerless
and finally the best song in the world is!!!!
10 system of a down-dreaming!

top ten list of great songs


2009-06-17 20:39:49 by sybonez

Violent J]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!

[Violent J]
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!

[Chorus (2x)]
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into

[Violent J]
Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"

And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!

[Violent J]
Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to's a long fall!

[Chorus (2x)]

[Violent J]
Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?

[Chorus (4x)]

halls of illusions by icp



2009-06-17 17:09:44 by sybonez

sitting streaching thinking typing
sleeping singing playing...boring

a mini poem by mee

hers a kangaroo


dont read this

2009-06-16 23:09:23 by sybonez

i told you

now a gorilla is gonna rape you in your sleep
good job dumbass

i just want to say something

2009-06-16 00:33:18 by sybonez

flibby blatt goo barf

that is all

help me

2009-06-15 00:10:25 by sybonez

does anyone know of a website where i can watch movies like seven pounds for free
my old movie site got fryed

please help

One week and two days for me

2009-05-14 21:50:31 by sybonez

until summer
How many for yuuuuuuuuu???