if you have a sense of humor dont read these

A: why do you put a baby in the blender feet first
A: so you can see its expression

Q: whats bubbly and scratches at the window
A: a baby in the microwave

Q: whats better than sex with a four year old boy
A: nothing

a man wants to have sex with a virgin before he dies...so he adopts a child and sends her to a monk monistary until she is eighteen to ensure that she will be a virgin...so when the day comes that she turns eighteen he has her sent back to his house and he legally marries her...and on their honeymoon he starts to rub lube on his penis so he wont hurt her..."what are you doing?" asked the girl..."im rubbing this on my penis so i wont hurt you" he replied...the girl, looking very puzzled said"well why dont you just spit on it like the monks did?" LOL!!!!

Q: whats red black and white and cant get through a revolving door
A: a nun with a spear through her head